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NASA’s moon return plans ‘dead’

A plan to return US astronauts to the moon "is dead," a White House adviser on space issues said, confirming reports that NASA will instead focus on developing commercial space transport.

"Constellation is dead," the adviser said on condition of anonymity, referring to a program that envisioned returning to the moon by 2020 and using Earth's nearest neighbour as a base for manned expeditions to Mars.

Florida Today newspaper first reported the demise of the program on Thursday, saying the plan was doomed by financial constraints in the 2011 budget which President Barack Obama is to present to Congress on Monday.

Reports added that the US space agency will work on finding a commercial solution to ferrying US astronauts to the International Space Station after the scheduled end of NASA's shuttle program in September 2010.

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Depictions of Female Orgasm Being Banned by Classification Board

Federal government censors are directing Customs officials to confiscate depictions of the female orgasm when it is accompanied with an ejaculation. The Classification Board is also starting to classify films that feature female ejaculation as Refused Classification rather than X. Films that show both male and female ejaculation have routinely been given an X rating since 1983. The new ruling follows a boom in the numbers of adult films featuring female ejaculation since the pioneering research of Professor Emeritus Beverly Whipple was published in her book The G Spot. Recent articles in the New Scientist and on Norman Swan’s Health Report on ABC radio have raised public awareness of this largely hitherto unknown aspects of female orgasm.

The films are being banned (Refused Classification) on one of two grounds:

1) That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines or

2) Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction

President prefers pork over Viagra

ARGENTINA'S President has recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pig meat.

"I've just been told something I didn't know; that eating pork improves your sex life," President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

"I'd say it's a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra."

She said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true".

Argentines are the world's biggest per capita consumers of beef, but the government has sought to promote pork as an alternative in recent years due to rising steak prices and as a way to diversify the meat industry.

"Trying it doesn't cost anything, so let's give it a go," Ms Fernandez said in the televised speech.

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